Personal Space Horse Warning Crewneck - Equestrian Boundaries
Finally, a sweatshirt that sets boundaries as clearly as a well-trained horse! Our "If You're Reading This You're Too Close" crewneck is the perfect blend of humor and horse sense for riders who value their personal space almost as much as they love their four-legged friends.
Featuring a stunning horse portrait set against a gorgeous vintage sunset stripe design, this isn't just apparel – it's a public service announcement. Whether you're at the feed store, horse show, or just trying to enjoy a peaceful moment at the barn, this sweatshirt does the talking so you don't have to awkwardly shuffle away from space invaders.
Every horse person knows the struggle: you're just trying to groom your horse in peace when someone sidles up to share their unsolicited training advice, or you're quietly enjoying the sunset from the pasture fence when a chatty stranger decides it's conversation time. This sweatshirt is your polite but firm "not today" signal that fellow introverts will respect and appreciate.
Perfect for:
- Introverted horse lovers who cherish their quiet barn time
- Anyone who's tired of explaining why they need space to think
- Riders with a sense of humor about social boundaries
- Gift-giving to that friend who loves horses more than small talk
- Barn days when you want to send a clear message while looking stylish
The retro sunset colors pop beautifully against the bold black background, while our premium cotton blend ensures comfort whether you're maintaining your distance in the arena or the grocery store.
Because sometimes the best conversations happen between you and your horse – and everyone else can keep their distance.
Maintain your boundaries in style – add to cart now! 🐴📏✨
Available in multiple sizes. Warning: May result in increased personal space and fewer unwanted conversations.
More details
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: CornishPixiPonies
- Email: cornish-pixi-ponies-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Personal Space Horse Warning Crewneck - Equestrian Boundaries Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|