Horse Approval Required Crewneck - Equestrian Truth Teller
Finally, a sweatshirt that says what every horse owner has been thinking! Our "If My Horse Doesn't Like You, I Probably Won't Either" crewneck is the ultimate conversation starter for riders who trust their four-legged friends' judgment more than dating apps.
Let's be honest – horses are incredible judges of character. They can spot fake people faster than a thoroughbred hits the finish line, sense bad vibes from a mile away, and have never once been wrong about someone's true intentions. This witty design celebrates that special equestrian superpower we all secretly rely on when meeting new people.
Featuring an adorable galloping horse illustration surrounded by charming decorative details, this sweatshirt delivers the perfect blend of humor and horse lover pride. It's the kind of statement piece that makes fellow riders nod knowingly while perfectly explaining your life philosophy to everyone else.
Perfect for:
- Horse owners who've learned to trust their mount's instincts
- Barn social gatherings where you want to break the ice
- Anyone whose horse has saved them from questionable humans
- Riders with a sense of humor about their horse obsession
- Gift-giving to that friend whose horse is their best wingman
The soft heather gray provides the perfect backdrop for this laugh-out-loud message, while our premium cotton blend keeps you comfortable whether you're at the barn, running errands, or explaining to someone why your horse's opinion matters more than theirs.
Because at the end of the day, horses don't lie, they don't have hidden agendas, and they've never once pretended to like carrots just to impress you.
Warning: May result in people trying extra hard to win over your horse. Side effects include increased barn visitors bearing apple treats.
Trust your horse. Wear your truth. Add to cart now! 🐴✨
More details
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: CornishPixiPonies
- Email: cornish-pixi-ponies-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Horse Approval Required Crewneck - Equestrian Truth Teller Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|