Personal Space Warning Horse Hoodie - Introverted Equestrian Essential
Wrap yourself in comfort and clear communication with our "If You're Reading This You're Too Close" hoodie – the perfect blend of cozy warmth and gentle boundary-setting for horse lovers who appreciate their personal space. This isn't just outerwear; it's a friendly public service announcement with a hood attached.
Featuring a beautifully detailed horse portrait set against gorgeous vintage sunset stripes, this hoodie delivers its message with style and humor. The classic Cotton Heritage construction means you're getting premium quality that's built to last through countless barn visits, trail rides, and those inevitable moments when someone stands just a little too close while you're trying to enjoy a peaceful moment with your horse.
Every equestrian knows the struggle of wanting to connect with fellow horse lovers while also needing space to decompress. Whether you're grooming your horse after a long day, enjoying quiet time in the pasture, or simply trying to shop for feed without getting cornered into lengthy conversations about training methods, this hoodie communicates your need for space with gentle humor that most people will appreciate and respect.
Perfect for:
- Introverted riders who recharge through quiet time with their horses
- Barn days when you want comfort without unwanted conversations
- Anyone who's learned that horses are better listeners than most humans
- Cool morning rides when you need warmth and personal space
- Gift-giving to that friend who loves horses more than small talk
The kangaroo pocket provides practical storage for treats, phone, or gloves, while the adjustable hood offers extra coziness during chilly barn visits. The retro sunset colors create a warm, inviting design that softens the boundary-setting message.
Sometimes the best conversations happen between you and your horse – and this hoodie helps ensure you get that peaceful connection time you need.
Maintain your boundaries in maximum comfort – add to cart now!
Available in multiple sizes. Machine washable for easy care after those hands-on barn days.
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: CornishPixiPonies
- Email: cornish-pixi-ponies-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Personal Space Warning Horse Hoodie - Introverted Equestrian Essential Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|