New Human Request Horse Tee - Equine Employee Feedback
Give voice to your horse's honest workplace review with our hilarious "Can I Get a New Human? This One Keeps Making Me Work" t-shirt featuring a horse silhouette against a gorgeous vintage sunset backdrop. This design perfectly captures what every horse is probably thinking during training sessions, arena work, and those moments when you ask them to actually earn their keep.
The clever speech bubble format delivers the joke from your horse's perspective, complete with that slightly exasperated tone every equestrian recognizes. Set against beautiful retro-style sunset stripes in warm coral and teal, this design combines humor with visual appeal that works whether you're at the barn or running errands in town.
This shirt speaks to the reality that while we think we're the boss, our horses often have very different opinions about the work-life balance arrangement. It's perfect for riders who appreciate the ongoing negotiation that defines most horse-human relationships and aren't afraid to admit their horse might have legitimate grievances about the job description.
Perfect for:
- Trainers who know their horses have opinions about the curriculum
- Anyone whose horse gives them attitude during work sessions
- Riders with a sense of humor about who's really in charge
- Barn gatherings where you want to spark knowing laughter
- Gift-giving to fellow equestrians who appreciate horse logic
- Everyday wear that celebrates the honest horse-human dynamic
The soft unisex fit ensures comfort whether you're negotiating with a stubborn horse or just enjoying some time away from barn drama. The vintage sunset design adds visual interest while the message generates smiles from anyone who's ever been judged by their four-legged employee.
Available in multiple sizes. Perfect for humans who work for horses.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: CornishPixiPonies
- Email: cornish-pixi-ponies-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
New Human Request Horse Tee - Equine Employee Feedback Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|